School Journey Enthusiast Pillows

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"You're late because you got stuck in the car wash?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Look, son, real estate."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

The Litany Of Fun

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Are we there yet?

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Social distancing

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"