School Journey Enthusiast Prints

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"You're late because you got stuck in the car wash?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

The Litany Of Fun

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Are we there yet?

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"