Educational Trip Pillows

'Wow, dad!...Doctor King was a really big dude!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Are we there yet?'

Airplane Mode.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

A Day in the Country.

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

The Litany Of Fun

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Are we there yet?"

'One carry-on!'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"Are we there yet?"