Educational Trip Gifts

'Wow, dad!...Doctor King was a really big dude!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Airplane Mode.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A Day in the Country.

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

The Litany Of Fun

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Are we there yet?'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Are we there yet?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'One carry-on!'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Are we there yet?"