School Trip Gifts

Art Museum field trip.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I'd like each of you to share with us what you FELT when we were at the Cloisters."

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Clown Museum

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Summertime

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

School trip little porters.

'I mean...'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

The Litany Of Fun

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"