School Trip Gifts

Art Museum field trip.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I'd like each of you to share with us what you FELT when we were at the Cloisters."

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Summertime

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

School trip little porters.

'I mean...'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Summer Energy

The Litany Of Fun

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'