School Field Trip Gifts

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

A day in the country.

"Now what can we do?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Face painting by numbers.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

School trip little porters.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

A Day in the Country.

The Litany Of Fun

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Scientist on field trip.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Hall of small mammals'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Now class

"That was a boring field trip."

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Pinata Pranks

"I really hate to do this at work, but would you like to buy a candy bar to help support my kids' school activities?"

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.