Field Trip Gifts

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

School trip little porters.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Scientist on field trip.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

A day in the country.

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"Oi!"

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Now class

"That was a boring field trip."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Now what can we do?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

Art Museum field trip.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking the linings for airline arrivals, departures, bankruptcies...'

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'