Field Trip T-Shirts

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

School trip little porters.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

The Litany Of Fun

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

Scientist on field trip.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

A day in the country.

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

"Oi!"

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"That was a boring field trip."

Now class

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"Now what can we do?"

Art Museum field trip.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking the linings for airline arrivals, departures, bankruptcies...'