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'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Scientist on field trip.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

The successful rubbernecker...

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Going to the pub with kids...

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"That was a boring field trip."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

There's a fork in the road.

Biting Zoo

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Crossing the Road

'Got any road movies?'

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).