Field Trip Fans Pillows

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Scientist on field trip.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

The successful rubbernecker...

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

Going to the pub with kids...

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"That was a boring field trip."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

There's a fork in the road.

Biting Zoo

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Crossing the Road

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

Fungo range.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).