Field Trips Gifts

"Geologists go on field trips, archeologists go on field trips..."

"That was a boring field trip."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

School trip little porters.

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Scientist on field trip.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

A day in the country.

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"Oi!"

Now class

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Now what can we do?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

Art Museum field trip.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking the linings for airline arrivals, departures, bankruptcies...'