Field Trip Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'My husband studies exotic butterflies: That in itself rather bores me, but boy do I love going on field trips with him!'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Fly Football

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Clandestine cows.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.