Field Trip Fanatic Gifts

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

"Our math class took a field trip to the stock exchange where we learned about negative numbers."

"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."

Scientist on field trip.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Akbar the Great

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

How am I abducting?

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Be open to help.

Airport

The Litany Of Fun

Football.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Road Kill Cafe.

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

The Reaper family on Holidays

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

"Your grass looks great."

"That was a boring field trip."

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."