Field Fun Enthusiast Gifts

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Bike Rides

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'