Field Tripper Gifts

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Inflating Boobs.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Exit Next Left

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Route 666

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'God's speed.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'