Outdoor Tripper Gifts

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

Inflating Boobs.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road