Tropical Tripper Gifts

"It's our anniversary, dummy."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Desert Island Meals.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Pina Coladas

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Camping.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Inflating Boobs.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Route 666

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Monday: Next 7 exits.

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