Tropical Trekker Gifts

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Nature Lovers

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

I love my Uke.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Working Holiday.

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."