Tropical Wanderer Gifts

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Tsunami Evacuation Route.

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

Do you like Pina Coladas?

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

I love my Uke.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Neurotics in the tropics

Jungle

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"