Tropical Dreamer Gifts

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's been thirty years, Ralph, You can stop saying 'look at that beautiful sunset','

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Dolphin hits a palm tree.

"Your Hawaii piece better be astounding."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Coconut Quest

'Psst... Wanna' buy any coconuts?'

'At least here they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Can I still purchase this shirt even if I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain?'

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

"But Anthony, I'm sure you said that we'd be holidaying in the Bahamas this year."

Tourists stranded on a tropical island

Beach

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

"Let me guess, is it a coconut?"

'In Antarctica we have 27 different words for 'hello'.'

"I'm not running down to the drug store for suntan lotion!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"What's up with out kitchen island?"

"So where's the desert?"

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Butterfly Fish

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

Retire to a Tropical Isle

Lounging by the pool

Cartoon for sale

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

A cocktail in a tuba

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The beach was lovely - but you had to go through Hell to get there.