Tropical Daydreamer Gifts

'It sounded a lot nicer in the brochure.'

The Sun Bather

"Eddie, did you get my memo on off shore investment opportunities?"

Man on desert island watching TV made out of palm trees.

When hair stylists are shipwrecked.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Eric suspected it was going to be another quiet day at work.

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Desert Island

'I thought you loved my coconut shrimp.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Stop talking about my gorgeous Zoom background and send help.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

That's my summer place.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."