Tropical Getaway Daydreamer Gifts

'We've been stuck on this island for two months... I wish I could just fly away...'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Death takes a holiday.

Self Service Island

Beach