Dreamer Of Tropical Escapes Gifts

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Estate Agents for desert island.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I love my Uke.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Delivery."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Boxing day is so boring."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

Desert Island

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'