Dreamer Of Tropical Escapes Mugs

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Estate Agents for desert island.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

I love my Uke.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Delivery."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

Love Island

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"Boxing day is so boring."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Desert Island

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."