Tropical Retreat Daydreamer Mugs

Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Death takes a holiday.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Beach

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'