Tropical Holiday Dreamer Mugs

Man on desert island hangs his Christmas stocking on a palm tree.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Lounging by the pool

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Yipeee!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."