Tropical Getaway Dreamer Mugs

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

'I hope none of you are married?'

'I just love the sun - I could lie in it all day and night!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

That's my summer place.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Beach

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Self Service Island