Tropical Getaway Dreamers Mugs

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Not Fish a la Coconut again?"

Cartoon repair

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

PIna Colada

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

That's my summer place.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Death takes a holiday.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Yule Tide

Self Service Island

Lei-ing Hens

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'