Tropical Getaway Enthusiast Mugs

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

PIna Colada

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Let's talk climate change.'

Self Service Island

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Lei-ing Hens

Yule Tide

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Danger Coconuts