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'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Not Fish a la Coconut again?"

Cartoon repair

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

PIna Colada

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Death takes a holiday.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Yule Tide

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Self Service Island

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Lei-ing Hens

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."