Tropical Getaway Daydreamer T-Shirts

'We've been stuck on this island for two months... I wish I could just fly away...'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Self Service Island