Tropical Daydreamers T-Shirts

"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."

Tropical.

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Beach

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.