Tropical Retreat Daydreamer T-Shirts

Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Beach

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'