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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Delivery."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Sun Bather

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Death takes a holiday.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Deflating Island

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Desert Island

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'