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Obsessive Islander

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Delivery."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Beware of dog"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

The grass is always greener.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

Deflating Island

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Crisp New England Air.

Vacation away from the government.

Covid fatigue

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

'They're definitely not coconuts!'

Good enough to eat.

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.