Tropical Escapist T-Shirts

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.

'Sell acme airline. Buy island realty.'

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Saved...life is good!

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Delivery."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'He needs professional HELP!'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.