Tropical Island Daydreamer Gifts

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Beach

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'