Tropics Dreamer Gifts

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Mermaid Art

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I wish I was creative'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Hey! Down in front!'

That's my summer place.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

'Wheeee...'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Beach

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'