Tropical Paradise Dreamers Gifts

Death takes a holiday.

Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The Sun Bather

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Beach

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'