Tropics Dreamer Mugs

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'I wish I was creative'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Mermaid Art

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Death takes a holiday.

The Sun Bather

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Wheeee...'

Beach

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."