Tropical Wanderer T-Shirts

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Tsunami Evacuation Route.

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

Do you like Pina Coladas?

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

I love my Uke.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"