Tropical Trekker Pillows

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Nature Lovers

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Single men in Tahiti

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."