Tropical Tripper T-Shirts

"It's our anniversary, dummy."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Desert Island Meals.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Pina Coladas

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Sometimes Y Turn

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

Exit Next Left

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

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