Camping Road Tripper Gifts

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Exit Next Left

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)