Camping Trip Gifts

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Remember to lash from the outside!

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

"Skip the ghost stories, tell us your conspiracy theories again!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Sausages.

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'I don't think that will work.'

Suburban Legend

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"We need something to hold the marshmallow and chocolate together at the campfire tonight...Oh! I know!"

Nobody likes a smore loser

A deconstructed s'more.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"...And her thighs kept getting bigger and bigger..."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'