Family Camping Trip Gifts

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sausages.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Are we there yet?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Camping.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Who can we call?"

'Are we there yet?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'