Family Camper Gifts

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I can't believe your dad let you go camping!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Are we there yet?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Local, free-range bug juice.