Family Camper Pillows

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I can't believe your dad let you go camping!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"First class, or with children?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The Brothers Grime

'Are we there yet?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."