Camper Pillows

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'We'll never catch anything if they see that frying pan.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Worst case of buck fever I've ever seen!'

'Ok, if I adjust that sleep number there, buddy?'

Bear Recycling.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

How to deal with a wild bear...

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Campground Conductor

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Mine's camper."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'