Modern Camper Pillows

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

Digital Campfire

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Mine's camper."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Big RV Camping

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.